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By Tim Dorsey

There's a special schemer or slimeball in the back of each door: cocaine duckpins who've survived in basic terms via the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos wanting to rating, undercover police officers busting undercover law enforcement officials who're working sting operations on undercover police officers. And simply down the row, neighborhood historian and spree killer Serge A. Storms -- who has stopped maintaining together with his meds -- remains to be trying to find a briefcase filled with 5 million dollars...and is now able to wreaking extra havoc than storm Rolando-berto, the massive wind collecting strength offshore, simply watching for the chance to blow every thing directly to hell.

Pack up your baggage and head south to sunny Florida. depart your rational brain at domestic and are available good armed. there is a room along with your quantity on it on the Hammerhead Ranch Motel.

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